Any Jemmaholic would be thrilled to have a Jemmatastic girlfriend.
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Jennytastic adj. divinely gorgeous, killer hot (with crazy leggings). Example: You look totally Jennytastic today!
Jeggings (jeggingz) n. Leggings made from multiple coloured fabric. Usu. sparkly and combined with magic shoes, as modelled by Jenny Hartmann. Not to be mistaken for the British invention of leggings made from mock denim fabric, as modelled by people who really shouldn't be wearing them. Example: Her pink, phosphorescent jeggings lit up the darkest hours of the strike.
jennylicious adj. to possess the qualities that make Jemmaholics swoon, esp. through amazing facial expressions and heavenly noises. SYM emmalicous Example: Her upward gaze and heavenly sound was completely natural and absolutely jennylicious.
Jennypitate v. decapitate by the single strength of one's brief-but-fierce look. Example: She was on the edge already so when he provoked her, she jennypitated him like a mere bowling pin.
Jemmatastic adj. anything or anyone that embodies the combined qualities of emmaliciousness and jennyliciousness. Example: Any Jemmaholic would be thrilled to have a Jemmatastic girlfriend.
Jennydo (Jenny-do) n. any of Jenny's hairdos. Example: The question is, which Jennydo looks best?
Jemmakuss n. a kiss resembling any of the hot lip locks shared by Jenny and Emma. Example: For a Jemmaholic to experience even one Jemmakuss would be Jemmatastic.
Jemmaholic n. one who is hopelessly addicted to the jemmaliciousness of Jemma. Example: Every accessory, song, and legging in the mall made the jemmaholic yearn for her laptop and episode 149.
jemmablivious adj. state of ecstatic bliss that jemmaholics get after their daily fix of Jemma love. Example: While the raccoon wreaked havoc in the building, she stood jemmablivious, softly humming "Girl from Ipanema."
Jemmaglow n. an unrestrained smile culminating with a slight giggle, caused by Jemma memories. (v. to jemmaglow, adj. jemmaglowy) Example: During the lunch meeting, she tried casually to conceal her jemmaglow behind a menu, which made it even worse.
Jennyglow n. a smile that meanders through every emotion, sensation, and memory before reaching pure joy. (v. to jennyglow, adj. jennyglowy) Example: The unassuming photo from the Carnival party conjured a jennyglow as she relived every moment of that night.
Jemmanescence n. the glow on the faces of two girls in love. Example: Their Jemmanescence couldn't be mistaken for anything but love, and the world melted.
JemmaKaboom n. the explosion of the world caused by extreme Jemmalicious adorableness and awesomeness. Example: The mere thought of Jenny and Emma doing a Astaire and Rogers routine produced critical mass of awesome which resulted in the first of many JemmaKabooms.
Jemmageddon n. a series of cataclysmic events leading to the ultimate Jemma enlightenment. Example: Some say that the JemmaKaboom was the first sign of Jemmageddon.
Jemma Jem n. a small bite-size Jemma moment that gives a Jemmaholic her much needed buzz. Example: She queued her Jemma Jem - 184 Lovefool - and in less than a minute, she was able to face the day.
jemmafied n. the love-at-first-sight state anyone gets after seeing Jemma for the first time. Example: Jenny sat down. Emma introduced herself. And I was jemmafied on the spot.
Jemma Coming Out Monument n. the sculpture of a stack of books in the middle of the Pestalozzi courtyard where the legendary Jemma publicly declared their love in the most Jemmatastic way possible - singing, dancing, and kissing. Example: The perpetual line of couples waiting to come out on the Jemma Coming Out Monument has become ridiculous. You're in line! You're out already! Why do you have to proceed to dance and sing to Lovefool for the gazillionth time?!!
Jennergy n. the special vibrations someone like Jenny brings into the world. Example: Her magic Jennergy made nasty bullies go away - she just had to say "Drei"!
Jemmaverse n. the world of Jemma and it's fandom, here on earth and abroad. Example: The entire Jemmaverse came together to celebrate The Jemma Coming Out Day at the Jemma Coming Out Monument. Even Jemmaholics from the Greater Milky Way took part.
jimples n. (always plural) georgeous dimples that make one who notices them emmabeam and his brain going belenas*. Example: There were plenty of other reasons to be nervous during that report in front of the whole class, but I just completely blanked out when I saw her jimples.
Jemmaditation n. the process of attuning to Emmergies and Jennergies with the aim to balance and temper them, which brings oneself nearer to the state of Jemmavana. Example: I won't be available in the next half an hour, I'm going to jemmaditate.
Jemmeaven n. 1. an ethereal, transcendental, or physical place where one achieves ultimate oneness with Jemma. 2. induced state of happiness. 3. 'successfully' knowing one in the biblical sense. Example: When the flashmob broke out, she thought she had died and gone to Jemmeaven.
Jemmavana n. transcendental state of absolute Jemma knowledge and understanding characterized by freedom from or oblivion to pain, worry, and the external world; an ideal condition of rest, harmony, stability, or joy. Example: Once you reach Jemmavana, every legging stitch and plaid thread is one with the fabric of the Jemmaverse.
jemmavan n. automobile used to "get to know" someone or view HaHe DVDs in the backseat; a place where 197 happens. (idiom. "rocked it like a jemmavan" to have amazing and reverberating success.) Example: If the jemmavan's a'rockin'... Well, the probability of a'knockin' being ill-advised is 50/50. (idiom) I rocked the biology presentation like a jemmavan.
JRM n. (Jemma Revival Moments) very fond moments where a HaH scene involving Jemma happens totally randomly in real life/context or is recreated intentionally by one (most probably a Jemmaholic), sparking one or others around to emmabeam (consciously or not). Example: While waitressing, she saw two girls mumbling behind their menus. "Total JRM!" she thought emmabeamingly as she casually hurried to their table in hopes of hearing one of them order tiramisu.
Jemmagic n. the sudden occurring of JRMs in daily life, especially if they appear in a row or cluster. (adj. Jemmagical) Example: This day was full of Jemmagic. First she heard a Hotterian hoking about the connections of his boss with Scientology, then she met a woman wearing a bodot singing "Just the Way You Are," and nearly fainted when she stumbled across some marvellous fluorenscent jeggings.
JSI-Team n. (Jemma Scene Investigators) a team a highly trained and dedicated persons who investigate all Jemma scenes at-large. Their juristiction includes: lockers, blankets, hallways, Coming Out Monuments, bathrooms (public and private), car-bicycle accidents, Saal1 (open and closed), train stations, Chulos, volleyball fields, airports, record studios, and villas. Example: Using state-of-the-art earbuds, the JSI-Team isolated and magnified Jenny's footsteps in episode 124 and concluded that she might have lost a blanket, but her trajectory remained in a forward motion.
Jemmanami n. enormous Jemma love wave that spreads massively like a tsunami but with a wonderful outcome, leaving people emmabeaming to the whole world. Example: The Jemmanami originated in the heart of Germany with a sudden and dramatic shift of the Earth's outer layer of Jemmergy.
Jenny Bullet earING Effect (J-Bing Effect) n. Jemma amazingly inspiring ascendancy that is embodied by Jenny bullet earring. Once touched by it, one's feels its grace and depth, prompting one's with new confidence to blossom and make heartfelt happy choices. Example: She realized how powerful the J-Bing Effect was in her life when she plucked up the courage to climb on a chair in her jeggingz at a live video conference, and sang I Will Survive in front of everyone while announcing she was quitting.
Jemma n. international term for those who've got the love. Example: More Jemma!
jemmel sigh n. used to imitate the celestial sound of angels in heaven (German: Himmel) as expressed by Jenny Hartmann. Example: There were jemmel sighs all around at the mere suggestion that Jenny and Emma might return for a webseries.
Jemmacon n. Jemma convention, not necessarily a physical location, where Jemma fans meet from all over the world to discuss, enrich, and grow. Example: This year's Jemmacon will be better than last. It always is.
Jaeger (Jäger) Scale n. A scale used for rating the awesomeness (Jägerbombness) of gifs, scenes, episodes, blogs, posts, fan fiction, events ...etc. The scale ranges from 0 to 4 out of 4 Jaegers. Bonus Jaegers are allowed for all things ultra-Beschenko. Example: She gave the episode a Jaeger rating of 4 out 4 on account of it not only having a STAG song, but sweet Jemma moments as well.
Jemmascent n. a smell that reminds one of all things Jemma. SYN jemmaroma Example: As I poured the orange juice and munched on a grape the jemmascent filled the air, and I could picture jimples and could not help but emmabeam at the thought of Jemma.